A brief summary as follows:
- People on trains: if you are reasonably young, able-bodied and perfectly capable of doing so, why do you behave as though it would actually kill you to stand up for a stop or two? Is it really more important to you to have a seat than to be a decent human being? This makes me want to cry. Or maim.
- Can we please never use the word 'hubs' (as in, short for husband) ever again? 'Hubby' is bad enough, but this even worse current trend for 'hubs' makes me so murderous I can hardly see. This is probably also the time and place to note that 'other half', as a phrase in general, makes me vomit.
- While we're at it, Twitter, can we lay off 'tweeps' as well, please? It makes my teeth hurt.
- If you are aged 20 or over (and I think I'm being pretty generous here), can you please not refer to yourself as a 'girl' or 'boy'? You are an adult. Please refer to yourself as such. If you are calling yourself a 'girl' when you are over the age of 30, you probably need help.
Please do feel free to disagree with me vociferously. It also (surprise, surprise) annoys me when people do blogs and then get all offended when people comment with anything other than 'OMG, you're so fricking great, I want to be just like you'. Not that I have ever received a comment like that, but I spend quite enough of my life trawling pointless lifestyle blogs to know how it works.
To counteract all this negativity, um... Snoopybabe?
You're welcome, internet.