Things I learned in Japan.

• Girls in Tokyo are wearing a lot of very wide-legged jeans and I am into it.
• Cherry blossom season in Japan is much more magical than anything you have ever seen.
• J-pop 4 ever (esp. Nucleus).
• Pizza man. OMG.
• I really like taking my shoes off and sleeping on the floor, wherever I am.
• Buy a jacket.
• Tap is my all-time Terrace House favourite.
• Breakfast cake.
• Get up early in Kyoto to see geishas.
• Why *not* just wear dungarees very day?
• I now genuinely miss having a lavatory that talks to me, plays music and has a heated seat.
• Harajuku is for real everything you would hope and dream.
• It's not as hard as you might think to communicate/get around/not be permanently confused, and you should definitely go. Definitely.
• Go and see Japanese wrestling.
• It's fun to pretend to be a rapper when hanging out in Roppongi.
• Pretty much everyone you see will be awesome and you will kind of want to be them.
• The deer in Nara Park are, as they say, everything.
• Plum wine highballs.
• MOS Burger.
• Read 'Strange Weather In Tokyo' with a pretty cover, ostentatiously, in hipster coffee shops all over Japan. Not even necessarily Tokyo.
• Vegan ramen is good when you find it.
• I would like to move to Japan.